Whoa! Lots has happened since I last posted a Weekly Happiness post, that’s for sure! One big thing that I’m still waiting on photos to officially reveal, but let me catch you up on the rest. Let’s see….
+ I turned 29! *Schmidt voice* TWENTY-NINE! I feel solidly 27 still. Not in an I’m afraid to get old way, because I’m not. I just genuinely don’t identify with this age. Certain ages feel so right I start telling people who old I am before my birthday’s rolled around, and some of them I will forget how old I am for the entire year. This one just doesn’t feel right for me right now. Maybe it’s because I’ve got so much going on that this was the first year I didn’t plan a party! Last year I rented a party bus for crying out loud, and this year I just texted a few friends last minute to meet me at a restaurant to get some tacos. It was really nice and everyone was wonderful, but it’s the least amount of effort that I’ve ever put into my own birthday for sure.
+ I attended Laura and Darian’s Handfasting ceremony (think a Wiccan commitment ceremony–no, not a marriage–you can look more into it here if you’re interested), and it was by far the best day I’ve had this summer. We partied all day and well into the night. I borrowed a wooden arch from my work and Joe helped me cover it in flowers for them to hold the ceremony under. We swam in the pool under the stars, my friend Mariah did this incredibly guided imagery exercise with me (more on that later!), and I hung out in what is called a Cuddle Ocean (think two king sized mattresses worth of cushions on the floor covered in pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, and cozy stuff that will make you never want to leave. Oh, and I ate the best barbecue I’ve had in my whole life.
+ Work at the flower shop has been busting by butt lately. Charlotte, who I work with there, broke her leg in a bunch of places and has to get surgery (at least she made the front page of the firefighter’s newspaper and made me depressed by getting a manicure in colors she dislikes so it matches her comforter because that’s ‘all she sees all day’) and another driver quit, so I’ve been working way more than I bargained for when I signed up for this gig. I know it’s only temporary, but I straight up broke down in tears yesterday I’m so stressed. And I have knots in my neck and shoulder the size of small golf balls. Just like, fun stuff. You know.
+ Maura and I shut the chapter on the studio we’ve been working in since October of last year. We’re going to use the rental money to buy our own lights/equipment and start working somewhere else (part of the surprise to come, but it might not be what you think…) Maura has also been a great source of entertainment recently. She got her own apartment which is lovely and perfect for her. She had a housewarming party where one of her guests said “Easy Bake Coven” and blew my mind, but she’s also been getting herself into even more awkward scenarios than normal, solidifying the comments I consistently make about her life being a sitcom. Here are some highlights:
- A man at a restaurant wearing sunglasses and carrying a white pole started talking to her, and then in a condescending tone said, “People think I’m blind” and informed her he can see and the stick is a mop handle that’s been unattached…
- The guy who came to connect her internet in her new place saw a bottle of massage oil out on the bottom shelf of the nightstand and felt it was appropriate to ask her, “Are you a nympho?” and when she didn’t answer to follow it up with, “Do you do interracial?” He continued with questions that could get him fired and didn’t back off until he asked to use her phone charger and found out she was an Android user which seemed to make the non-existent deal null and void because he stands by Apple pretty hard and fast…
- When we were on our last photoshoot, I parked the car and she got out and promptly dropped her phone into a sewer drain. I first assumed it was her lens cap, but saw it wasn’t and then knew it was her phone. Without skipping a beat or even having the feeling of surprise wash over me, I told her this happened in an episode of Broad City and the next thing they did was get something sticky. After I convinced her that since she could see it in the drain, we had to give it a try, we drove to hardware and craft stores in vain (closed because of 4th Of July). We stopped by her house to get long and sticky objects, which she fashioned into a pretty terrible/ugly contraption and gained the attention of ALL the neighbors and passersby. No one was on the street until we started our shenanigans. People stopped by to offer advice like “try opening the man hole cover” which had obviously been tried (but in Baltimore a cop needs to open them), or asking what we dropped so they could decide if what we were doing was worth it in their opinion. Eventually, this guy named Antoine came out of his house and was determined to help us with this. He brought out tool after tool and never stopped trying. Eventually, with the aid of a lacrosse stick and a broom, they were able to get it out and I caught the final moments on live Instagram Stories (which I was really proud of because of the whole 10 second recording thing).
Photos from lately…
[Extra Sparkle] * Strawberry Daiquiri, Capri Sun style * Blank canvases in so many forms * Joe being the most annoying, adorable human wake-up alarm * Care packages * Charlotte on pain killers * Being seated at the Burner/Festival table at a wedding * Getting caught in a rain storm so immediately heavy for <5 minutes that I had to dump out my shoes twice * The new postcard stamps being seashells * Finding something you thought you lost * The lesson my dad taught me when I was little sticking with me: “It’s not lost until you stop looking for it” * When my boss buys everyone lunch * Pronouncing someone’s difficult-looking name correctly on the first try * Waking up to see you literally made money while you slept * Working topless * Creating a judgmental, but specific image of what the driver of a car with a bunch of super conservative/don’t tread on me bumper stickers looks like and then seeing how my image measures up to reality * The way the work van beeps when you back up and get too close to an object so you will literally never hit anything if you oblige the sound * Flowers that look like they belong under the sea * 89.7 FM * Removable shower head * Tiny pinwheels
Things to check out online:
- Register for Marielle’s and my FREE webinar on How To Create Happy Habits this Saturday
- Fat Kid Dance Party
- Sign up for Round 14 of the Snail Mail Game Show by Monday!
- Play dress up with fruit!
- Street Art Tree Installation April and I did for the Overlea ArtsFest
- “Like” my job on Facebook
- 50 Ways To Cheer Someone Up
- Puppy pretending he can ride a bike too
- Flamingo Flocking
- Q&A Video
- The Unicornolli looks delicious and adorable
- Honk if balloons make you happy!
- Husky puppy getting a bath