I guess you guys liked the last time I blogged, so I’ll do it again. Although, I must say, that it seems like you guys are laughing more at me. You should know that I have a lot of life experience. While my life may be one of leisure now, I’ve been around the block. Literally. Before I lived with Mary, I roughed it outside for a little bit in a neighborhood. So trust me when I say that my views come from a place of bad-ass-ness, even though my meow is a little on the high-pitched side.

Now that that’s out of the way, I would like to talk to you all about accessories. Accessories are a really important part of a boy cat’s life. I’m not talking about necklaces, you pussies. I’m talking about decorative feather wands, hats, ties, and tinsel. Really anything can be an accessory if you know how to work it. It’s all about bringing out your inner bad ass, like I mentioned earlier. At this point, I want to share some pretty stellar shots my human got of me. You’re not a camera whore if the camera loves you, you know what I’m saying?
Gatorade cap
hat & tie
human tutu


bow & wrapping paper

ABC magnets

measuring tape

As promised, I am also including one of my favorite songs.

Limp Bizkit – “Break Stuff”

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