Bug has to investigate everything. He’s basically my body guard, and nothing gets past him. I tried to sneak my bag of three hundred Dum Dum lollipops into my room without suspicion. Hah, nice try, Mary. Look at these condescending eyes.

“Yeah, this is the kind of thing I need to search, mom. Look, one of these doesn’t even have a wrapper. It could have been touched by one of those devilish birds outside. You need to be safe. I need you to open my food cans.” – Bug

Ultimately, he said it’s okay for me to have these. Which is awesome. I would have been sad if these didn’t make it through security. I’m kind of worried that he has something sinister planned, though. Look at that Dr. Evil expression…

Well, it’s the weekend, I have a cute cat and three pounds of lollipops. So I have a feeling it’s going to be a good day. Wishing you love and sparkle.