Today I want to dispute the popular opinion that cats are lazy. Cats are not lazy. What’s your evidence? That I sleep 20 hours a day? Uhm, okay.. you’re not awake at night. Did you see the masterpiece I created out of yarn last night? Yeah. I’ve been productive. Cats have to do a lot of things that humans do. We have to eat and bathe and rub on things. Today, though, I want to talk about shopping. Most of the time, yes, my humans shop for my food. But, I feel like no one knows that there are a lot of options for cats. I’m going to show you some simple steps for shopping as a cat.
It begins with obtaining a small shopping cart. The ones the humans use are just way too big. I mean, how much food do you need, fat ass? Also, it helps if you have your human wrap some delicious yarn around the edges.
Buying things like wet food and yarn pom poms are very important life necessities. Make sure you take good care of your new items.
It’s not a bad idea to take a break while you’re shopping. You don’t want to overexert yourself.
I hope this short tutorial has helped you with your future shopping endeavors.
As promised, here is my current favorite song.
“When Worlds Collide” – Powerman 5000
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