Ben Franklin Is My Boyfriend

Being in a relationship with someone famous is definitely difficult. My little Ben is always running around the country, attending events, and teaching the public about his inventions. Sometimes the best way for us to see each other is for me to just attend the same event. So, I was really excited when he was scheduled to appear so close to home, at the Postal Museum… which I was already planning on attending anyway for the Correspondence Salon! Perfect!

Look at us together. So happy.

What, you don’t believe we’re an item? Would he just let any stranger hold his cane?

Look at them buns…

Today, I received a postcard from him. It’s great to be able to hear from him via mail, and I love that he isn’t afraid to wear lipstick. You know, like a real man. I can’t wait to be in your arms again, Ben.

ME and BF could just be Mary England and Ben Franklin, but for our purposes, it stands for “Me and my boyfriend”.