A Spoonful Of Glitter

I know it’s easy to compare me to Mary Poppins. We have the same name, carry extra-large bags, and fly on umbrellas, but that’s not all. I’m sure you’re familiar with the song “Spoonful Of Sugar“, but what I bet you didn’t know is that Mary Poppins doesn’t take any medicine herself. Well, not any that you’d need sugar for. Mary Poppins and I follow a very strict regiment of consuming 5 ml of glitter, every night.

Glitter medicine is what keeps me going. It’s where I get my strength, enthusiasm, and creativity from. Mary Poppins knew she needed a little glitter to sing “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” inside of a chalk drawing, and now you know the secret as well.

Are things feeling dull? Add some glitter!

Things you can add glitter to for instant enhancement:
+ a hairstyle
+ a greeting card
+ a pineapple
+ your skin, nails, or make-up
+ a party
+ a beard
+ anything you wear
+ your car’s air vents
+ a pumpkin
+ light bulbs
+ a drawing of a unicorn/all art
+ the ceiling (especially if it later falls)
+ balloons
+ any photo
+ your feet
+ the chair you sit in
+ life

Don’t forget to take your medicine. Come fly with me!