My latest accomplishment from my 100 Ways To Be Creative list was to: (#41) Make your voicemail something other than ‘leave me a message and I’ll call you back’. This is something that I do regularly, but for the sake of completing this list I want to re-do everything (if necessary) for sake of documentation and a completely completed list.
It says: “Hello, you’ve reached Bob Loblaw’s office of law. If you’re a first time caller please leave information about the illegal thing you did and how much money you have to give me. I’m here to help you! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?”