It’s A Good Idea To Wear A Neon/Reflective Vest If You’re…
+ A construction worker (bonus points if you’re shirtless underneath)
+ A crossing guard
+ Celebrating Halloween (for safety or as a costume!)
+ In the band the Village People
+ Holding a STOP/SLOW sign
+ Picking up litter
+ Running at night
+ Biking at night
+ Scootering at night
+ A prostitute in Spain
+ Making a fashion statement
+ Trying to promote safety in a sexy manner (again, kudos to you if you’re only wearing the vest)
+ Hunting
Don’t Wear A Neon/Reflective Vest If You’re…
+ Doing something illegal at night
