Remember when I told you about how I took the confetti from Seacrets and the security guard tried to stop me? I pulled a Ron Swanson on him, claiming I can do whatever I want. That moment inspired me, though. I can do whatever I want. And so can you.
So I decided to take it to the next level, because that’s all I know how to do. I had a piece of paper (with an argyle hippo on it) legally notarized, stating that I can do what I want. And, legally, you can’t stop me.