by Uncustomary | May 4, 2014 | Happiness
Jaclyn, who you may remember as The Confetti Monster from her guest post on magic, had asked me a little while back for my shirt size. I had no idea what was in store for me, but if a surprise is coming your way from her hands, you’re in for a treat. Last week,...
by Uncustomary | May 3, 2014 | Bug
Bug has to investigate everything. He’s basically my body guard, and nothing gets past him. I tried to sneak my bag of three hundred Dum Dum lollipops into my room without suspicion. Hah, nice try, Mary. Look at these condescending eyes. “Yeah, this is the...
by Uncustomary | May 2, 2014 | Celebration, Lists
Last year, I talked about planning your epitaph. It might seem morbid at first, but the fact is that we’re all going to die, so we might as well have things to work towards and make sure our send off is a brilliant and true celebration of ourselves. This...
by Uncustomary | May 1, 2014 | Creativity, Performance
When April told me that we could do lip sync performances at her Jimmy Fallon birthday party, I said yes yes yes. After I figured out that I was doing Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R”, I went on Forever 21’s website and ordered a leotard and tacky gold...
by Uncustomary | May 1, 2014 | Celebration, Lists
Happy May! Things are moving quickly, and I hope you’ve had at least a moment to reflect on this past month. Feel free to share the highlights of April with me in the comments. May is: Clean Air Month Creative Beginnings Month Gardening For Wildlife Month Get...
