by Uncustomary | May 12, 2015 | Happiness
Happy Tuesday! Life is going well. It’s really hot and muggy, and I don’t like sweating. I would really like to get some grapes today. Grapes and some ice cream. Yes, perfect. FYI, I’m offering cheap ad space! Small spots for $1 (coupon code:...
by Uncustomary | May 11, 2015 | Snail Mail
Surprisingly, I’m actually pretty caught up with mail right now, and have been for about a month. Check this out: if you do a little bit of something every single day, you end up not getting swamped or overwhelmed with that thing! Can you even believe that? I...
by Uncustomary | May 8, 2015 | Self-Love
The trunk of my car contains emergency supplies like confetti, sidewalk chalk, and window markers. I’d say I have to dump googly eyes out of my shoes before I slide into them once a week, and I spend a lot of time with balloons, in ball pits, and at arcades, but...
by Uncustomary | May 7, 2015 | Goals
My friend, Sara, got two tickets to see The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore in New York. She had to write down the person who would be using the ticket on the spot, and she took a gamble that I’d be up for an adventure, which I was. So on April 30th, we headed...
by Uncustomary | May 6, 2015 | Performance
I got a call from Charlotte, who was slightly in distress. C: “Mary! I have three hundred muffins and I don’t know what to do with them!” M: “I could have a muffin eating contest on the street.” C: “See? That’s why I called...