Happy Tuesday! Life is going well. It’s really hot and muggy, and I don’t like sweating. I would really like to get some grapes today. Grapes and some ice cream. Yes, perfect.
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1. Interactive installation from my old job at AVAM
2. Tummy Time with Bug
3. Passing by people having a blast on a Moon Bounce
4. Meeting Ashley’s new puppy, Bixby
5. This reminder outside my favorite thrift store
6. Seeing loving embraces
7. Watching old ladies shop for flowers on the side of the road
8. Flowers who refuse to stop growing
9. Super bright outfits
10. Getting tacos with friends on Cinco De Mayo
twinkle lights on the roof seeing Avengers 2 in a Baltimore theater the Gotham season finale how Bug is exhausted from the heat and just passes out anywhere new Summer Reading Program T-shirt Joe letting me pick a fortune cookie even though I wasn’t there when he got Chinese food getting to level 5 of Ingress the way kids open presents looking at pictures of Pomskies online watching The Lego Movie for the first time glitter falling out of my tampon wrapper our waiter having a twin who worked as a bartender at the same restaurant, and getting super confused about it getting into Brooklyn Nine Nine watching Cristen put red lipstick under her eyes to counter her under eye circles finishing #Girlboss Cristen renaming April’s cats “Yin” and “Yang” extremely bright pink purse helping Joe with his tape art the concept of Snow Clones taco dinner party the best strawberry icing I’ve ever tasted really funny sex books the clouds being so low it felt like I was floating in them when I sat on the roof buying my boyfriend an ice cream sandwich how bad I am at lying adding googly eyes to everything in the refrigerator Tina Fey’s sense of humor twerking bars that claim to have dungeons my dad telling me he wants “nursing home coupons” for his birthday changing my wake-up alarm to the “Butts” song from Bob’s Burgers watching Charles read and respond to his first set of letters the great things that have happened in light of all the tragedy in Baltimore recently being a guest on the radio show “Ignorance Equation” stuffed animals with Velcro hands working on my bucket list celebrating Mother’s Day my way watching a bunch of puppies pile on top of each other and sleep being really weird to strangers at gas stations getting glitter on everything
What’s on your happy list this week?