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The Trouble Beneath the Grass: When Your Sprinklers Need Attention

by Uncustomary | Oct 22, 2026 | How To | 0 comments

The Trouble Beneath the Grass When Your Sprinklers Need Attention

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🎀 decorate temporary spaces 🍽️ use the good stuff

🎀 decorate temporary spaces 🍽️ use the good stuff 🎈 celebrate the ordinary

DM me "happy" for more fun ideas

#celebratetheordinary #enjoyyourlife #merrimentmaking #seizetheday #carpediem

💀 I got this big hot pink skeleton on clearance la

💀 I got this big hot pink skeleton on clearance last year and brought it to Nick's to decorate. But he needed a sign. 🪧

I told his daughter she could name it. 💗 So meet Pinky.

Pinky wants you to know that existential questioning doesn't end in the after life. 🌠

#uncustomarycelebrations #merrimentmaking #existential #halloweendecorations #pinkhalloweendecor

There are many reasons to enjoy trivia at Heavy Se

There are many reasons to enjoy trivia at Heavy Seas. 🍻 @heavyseasbeer

🕺 One of them is the staff.

Shake it like a polaroid pictchaaaaa 📸🎶

#dancelikenooneiswatching #merrimentmaking #heavyseasbeer #keepitweird

when I was 15, I asked my then (and coincidentally

when I was 15, I asked my then (and coincidentally also current) boyfriend to pull the car over on the side of the road so we could make out in the rain. 🌧️ 💋

make out bucket list on my website.
where's the weirdest place you've kissed?⤵️

🕊️ a bird flew into my friend's window and he text

🕊️ a bird flew into my friend's window and he texted the group chat.

⚰️ so i made rememberance cards and hosted a memorial in the bar parking lot during trivia halftime.

keep it weird. ✌️
�#merrimentmaking #uncustomaryperformance #absurdity #birdfuneral #keepitweird

it's incredible how reviews pile up over the years

it's incredible how reviews pile up over the years. especially when you save everything.

pack before you go & don't forget to pee 🎒🚽 #whim

pack before you go & don't forget to pee 🎒🚽

#whimsy #whimsymaxxing #whimsyandwonder #whimsyvibes #merrimentmaking

Screw boxes & binary thinking.

Screw boxes & binary thinking.

your life already began. ▶️ there's just chapters

your life already began. ▶️ there's just chapters and moments and decisions.

have some fun where and when you can 🤸🏻‍♀️

#merrimentmaking #boredasfuck #havefun #getweird #whimsygirl

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