Celebrate Weirdness: Temporary Tattoos

This week, Michelle is calling for us to show our weirdness! In her post, she gives plenty of ideas for how you can be weird, but I decided to come up with my own thing. A week ago, my penpal, Suzie, sent me a thick envelope full of temporary tattoos. There were a lot, and I immediately texted her that I would be putting them all on at once. I wasn’t kidding.

It looks awesome, and obviously I need to get full sleeves of whimsical creatures. I have a unicorn on my elbow, for crying out loud. As you might imagine, having all these tattoos made me feel like a bad ass. This led to all black clothes, leather boots, and sunglasses. This is probably how I should have dressed when I went to the goth bar last weekend, instead of my normal bright outfits! Just kidding, it’s better this way.

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“You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsimus. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life.” – Ron Burgundy

So as you can see, we’ve been doing it wrong. Putting on one temporary tattoo is not the way to go. We need to go big before we come home to our snuggly cats motorcycles. If you’re wondering what life is about, it’s this. Doing exactly what you want. Going outside in December, when the only sleeves you have are made of temporary tattoos and confidence. Be yourself, without any regrets of apologies. That being said, I’m not washing these off before I go out tonight to see Anchorman 2. See? Everything is connected.