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Weekend Flash Sale!

by Uncustomary | Sep 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | 0 comments

Happy September! To celebrate, I’m doing a flash sale! This weekend only, get discounts on a bunch of different stuff! Act now because these deals expire Sunday night.

Weekend Flash Sale | Uncustomary

30% off everything in my Etsy shop ($5 minimum purchase) — use code “september”.

25% off my Self-Love Workbook (so just $15 + shipping).

50% off Letter To Your Future Self

50% off all ad banners.

Excel adult high school online

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CAT AS A BANANA! 🍌 You’re welcome. 🐈‍⬛🐾 #CatsInC CAT AS A BANANA! 🍌

You’re welcome. 🐈‍⬛🐾

#CatsInCostume #Banana #CatsofInstagram #GreyCats #NorweiganForestCat #CatCostumes #BananaCostume #Novelty #Nonsense
Feeling stretched thin? 🫠 You’re not alone. 🫶 Happ Feeling stretched thin? 🫠 You’re not alone. 🫶
Happiness and fun shouldn’t be another thing on your to-do list; they should make life feel lighter. 🌞

Positive Pulse is your 24/7 joy hub with 250+ resources 🎒 to help you reset, reconnect, and remember what feels good again. 🎉

Classes, challenges, prompts, and community, all for just 89¢ a month 🙀 (that’s three cents a day 🍭).

Join the merriment ➡️ uncustomary.org/PP
or tap the link in my bio to start your daily joy habit today. 💛
WE USED TO LOVE SELF-HELP. 🥰 NOW WE’RE JUST TIRED. WE USED TO LOVE SELF-HELP. 🥰 NOW WE’RE JUST TIRED. 😩

Fifteen years ago, self-help felt revolutionary. ✊
Now it feels like homework. ❌

We’ve journaled, meditated, visualized, and optimized our morning routines...
We’ve cold-plunged, gratitude-listed, and “let it go.”
And somehow… we still feel off. 🫠

That’s not because you’re lazy, ungrateful, or broken.

It’s because traditional self-help was built for focus and discipline - not for overstimulated brains in a burnout world.
It’s time for a refresh. 🔀
A softer, sillier, more human kind of growth.

❣️❣️ Let’s try something different. Let’s try weird. ❣️❣️

Join me for a live, funny, and science-backed session where we’ll: ⤵️

✨ Spoof the self-help hustle (“Step 1: Manifest yourself out of despair!”)
🧠 Talk about why insight doesn’t equal change (and what actually does)
🌈 Redefine success as micro-acts of aliveness
🎭 Explore why absurdity, humor, and play are powerful tools for real healing

❣️❣️ Ready to cancel self-help and start feeling alive again?

Join me on Nov. 19th at 7 PM ET. 📆

Reserve your spot for free. 🆓🎟️ 🔗 in bio

#SelfHelp #FreeEvent #Seminar #SelfHelpEvent #FreeEvents #OnlineEvents #PersonalDevelopment
Happy Pickle Day! 🥒 ESPECIALLY to my Pickle LOVIN Happy Pickle Day! 🥒

ESPECIALLY to my Pickle LOVING friend, Desmond. @picturesofusdotnet His pure, non-ironic, affinity for pickle pleasure is a joy to watch. 🤣

I left this in his yard last year. 🪧

brine your brain in delight, my friends. 🫙

#PickleDay #Pickles #NationalPickleDay
Hi Baltimore-ish neighbors! 📍 I have availability Hi Baltimore-ish neighbors! 📍 I have availability this Saturday & Sunday for anyone who needs last-minute help. I can assist with:

🧹  decluttering/organizing
🧽  light cleaning or home refresh
🐾  pet sitting/dog walking
🍽  errands + grocery runs
🎄  taking down/setting up holiday decorations
📦  small tasks/odd jobs
🧵  creative projects or custom decorations 

If you’re overwhelmed and need an extra pair of hands, I’d love to help.
Send me a message with what you need and I’ll give a quick quote! 

🐾 Pet Sitting / Dog Walking / Drop-In Visits
Starting at $15

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🎄 Holiday Decoration Take-Down or Set Up
Starting at $40

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🧵 Creative Services 
Starting at $10

- Party Decorations
- Gift Wrapping
- “Whimsy drops” (secret notes or decorations for people’s porches) 

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🧽 1 Hour “Speed Clean” If You’re Overwhelmed
Starting at $35

- Kitchen/Bathroom Refresh / Vacuum / Laundry Folding

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📦 Help Moving Small Items / Loading Your Car
Starting at $20

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🧹  Decluttering & “Help Me Get My Life Together” Session
Starting at $50

- I’ll help you sort, toss, and reset your space this weekend (closet, kitchen, basement, whatever you need)

—
🍽  Groceries/Errands
Starting at $20

- Grocery shopping and drop-off
- Errand runs 
- Dog food pickup, returns, pharmacy runs 

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🖼  Photography Mini-Sessions
Starting at $20

- 15-minute “porch portraits”
- Pet minis
- “New year new profile pic” shoots 
- 10 edited phone photos

You can email me at mary@uncustomary.org or DM me here!
💖 I HAVE A PERFECT ACT OF KINDNESS FOR YOU TO DO T 💖 I HAVE A PERFECT ACT OF KINDNESS FOR YOU TO DO TODAY ON 🌎 WORLD KINDNESS DAY! 

Help 1,000 people keep access to their community!

The Positive Pulse is a FANTASTIC space full of resources for:

🧠 mental health
🌞 building happiness habits
🦕 helping you feel good in ALERNATIVE ways with 🪀 ACTUAL ACTIVITIES
💟 PLUS getting support and advice and having a SAFE space to go!

It’s built for:

🦄 weirdos
🫂 caregivers
🥸 neurodivergents
🫠 wonderfully worn out!

Plus MORE coming!

🤖 Merriment AI
🗨️ community forums for caregivers + archetypes and 📍 geographical location!

Before my ⏰ time of 🗣️ helping people, 📝 creating resources, 👩‍💻 managing or even 🪧 promoting it to let people know that this IS a 🌻 safe and accessible space, it costs over 💸 $600 a month for me to run. 🫢

Which is why I’m asking for support of 89 cents 🪙 a month to keep this community going!​​​​​​​

If you can help us keep this going, 🆘 and give a thousand people continued access to this community, we ALL are deeply grateful. 🫶

You get all the benefits of the resources 🏫 and community, but you can also JUST support us with 89 cents if the act of kindness is more your jam!

Uncustomary.org/PP
Happy Kindness Day! 😆 What a perfect way to remin Happy Kindness Day! 😆

What a perfect way to remind you 🪧 that I’m doing 11 THOUSAND acts of merriment and kindness in ⏳ less than a year!

Between my acts AND your submissions, we have ALREADY logged 🗳️ 9,400 acts!! 🙀

😮 Can you believe it?!

Keep it going. ⏭️

📰🌈 Be the good news you wish to see.

It starts with you. 🫵

#11KActs #KindnessDay #WorldKindnessDay #ActsOfKindness #MerrimentMaking #UncustomaryStreetArt #UncustomaryInTheWild #KindnessMatters
I don’t believe in pencils. 🚫✏️ I have 1️⃣ one wo I don’t believe in pencils. 🚫✏️

I have 1️⃣ one working pencil at my house for visitors.

And 2 nostalgic ones from my childhood. Both novelty. One Cat Woman and one Little Mermaid. 🐈‍⬛🧜‍♀️

Why? 🤷‍♀️

Because I believe in being confident. 💫

I don’t pencil you in. 🖊️ I pen you in.

I want to do what I say. 📅

And if I DO make a mistake, I think it’s okay to ⤵️

A) start over 🆕
B) scribble it out and leave the evidence ❌🧼

#NoPencils #PensOnly #Integrity #Confidence #HotTake
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