Happy Wednesday, you gorgeous person! I’m really excited to announce the release of my free e-course, 7 Steps To A Grateful Life! It teaches you how to appreciate and celebrate life over seven lessons. I think you’ll love it! Want to sign up? It’s free, non-committal, and you can unsubscribe at any time if you choose to do so..

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I want to also thank all of you who have offered your support over the past week. I finally admitted that I had been depressed and what I was going through and was met with overwhelming comfort and feedback. I appreciate all of it. Okay, not too much else in terms of announcements except for it’s 11/11 today and you should make wishes all day long!

Here are some things on my happiness list this week:

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1. Bright colorful feathers from Erica!

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2. Cristen’s NSFW art at the Erotica Show

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3. More penises and sexual innuendo than you could possibly imagine at Gallery 788’s annual Erotica Art Show

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4. Refusing to let disco die

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5. New lipstick that came in a unicorn case

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6. Tons of handmade envelopes from Sandy

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7. A heart onion in my salad

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8. Amazing new bumper sticker (since my elect Leslie Knope one kicked it) that reads “Baltimore, Maryland: There’s more than murder here!”

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9. The biggest bubble ever!

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10. Sparkly pom poms

[Extra Sparkle] * Black Books being put on Netflix the day after I discovered it (and binge-watching it to completion) * final edits for the book and getting it sent to the printer * a hot waiter bringing Charlotte a whole lime in a to go box * Bonnie’s boner necklace * taco salad at The Golden West * free parking * new bathroom mats that feel like you’re walking on a cloud * new Proactiv face wash that makes my face feel amazing * working my butt off * seeing my mail pile get tackled slowly but surely * Kung Fury on Netflix (funniest thing of all time, I recommend it) * inappropriate jokes * new aqua winter coat * the way Bug gives no fucks when he lays on my blankets and prevents me from using them* hamburger emoji * getting the sexiest planner ever from Erin Condren * Dylan Moran stand up comedy * Leigh giving me a mermaid gift

What’s on your happiness list this week, darling?