Today I want to dispute the popular opinion that cats are lazy. Cats are not lazy. What’s your evidence? That I sleep 20 hours a day? Uhm, okay.. you’re not awake at night. Did you see the masterpiece I created out of yarn last night? Yeah. I’ve been productive. Cats have to do a lot […]
I guess you guys liked the last time I blogged, so I’ll do it again. Although, I must say, that it seems like you guys are laughing more at me. You should know that I have a lot of life experience. While my life may be one of leisure now, I’ve been around the block. […]
You may know me as Mary’s cat, but you’re about to get to know me even better. She’s finally letting me write on her blog. I’m really good at typing, but they only let humans and asshole robots have e-mail addresses, so I can’t have my own domain. Anyway, I’m planning on doing a few […]
Back into normal posting, I’d like to share some of the things that made me happy in the past week. + clearance tinsel
