You're Right. Everything Sucks.
Now What?
Now What?
A Class For People Who Feel Hopeless + Wanna Give Up
When Life Falls Apart… And Keeps Falling
Not a clean break. Not a single crisis.
But that slow-motion unraveling where everything feels kind of… wrong.
💭 You’re exhausted but can’t sleep.
💭 You’re scrolling but not absorbing.
💭 You’re laughing at memes about wanting to disappear, but also kind of mean it.
You’ve tried gratitude lists and hydration and talking to a friend.
But it still feels like you’re underwater with a smile on...
No one talks enough about the middle part.
The stretch after everything breaks and before you’ve figured out how to live again.
That’s the place this program was made for.
Let's Do Things Differently.
I wanna make self-help less like a Tony Robbins seminar 🚫🎥 and more like David Lynch talking to you at a diner at 3 AM. 🥞
No shade to Tony. I've read all the books. Done all the seminars… 🙌📚
But I think maybe you have, too.
And if you're STILL unhappy... we need to try something different. 🍌
So that's what I'm doing. Different.
What if we approached self-development from a place of being silly? 🤪 Having fun? 🦖 Being WEIRD? 🌮
And what if it was accessible to people who are below a 5 on a scale of 1-10 of happiness? ⚖️⬇️
If the idea of feeling better SOUNDS good but kind of impossible… and you'd rather do it laughing at ourselves with 90's Conan O'Brien humor 😹 instead of hearing the 🚫📊 same dry statistics over and over... then join me!
If the idea of feeling better SOUNDS good but kind of impossible… and you'd rather do it laughing at ourselves with 90's Conan O'Brien humor 😹 instead of hearing the 🚫📊 same dry statistics over and over... then join me!
Hear From Others
Not Just Academic; Field-Tested Under Duress
Anyone can teach mood tools when life is calm. I built these when it wasn’t...during clinical depression, panic spirals, dissociation, and the kind of bone-tired days where brushing your teeth feels Olympic.
My methods are relapse-aware, micro-movement based, and crisis-safe; designed to work under duress, not just in ideal conditions.
Anyone can teach mood tools when life is calm. I built these when it wasn’t...during clinical depression, panic spirals, dissociation, and the kind of bone-tired days where brushing your teeth feels Olympic.
My methods are relapse-aware, micro-movement based, and crisis-safe; designed to work under duress, not just in ideal conditions.
What that means for you
⚒️ Tools that work when you’re exhausted, not just inspired
🤏 Micro-moves that count (even 2 minutes “counts” here)
🔁 Practices designed for recurrence, not “one and done”
🦠 No gold-stars perfectionism, messy is wonderful
🕹️ Exercises that don’t require sunshine or spare cash
Feel more human again, without pretending.
🧠 Made by someone who’s lived with clinical depression for 20+ years.
What’s Inside
Grounding & Relief
🎧 Existential Pep Talks, 📞Scream-Into-the-Void Hotline, 📼 Crisis Survival Guide.
Meaning & Reconnection
🧭The Meaning Map, 📓“Now What?” Journal, 🃏 Philosophy Prompt Cards.
Micro-Joy & Disruption
🗓 1% More Alive Challenge, 🎲Absurdity Generator, 🎭 Rebel Rituals, 🎶 Playlists, 📺 Watchlists
8 Lessons
🗣️ 8 masterclasses for you to watch and rewatch
🔎 8-Week Snapshot
What changes isn’t the world, it’s your relationship to it.
Here’s how we'll move from 🫠“everything is awful” to
❤️🔥 “I can keep a small flame going”.
Here’s how we'll move from 🫠“everything is awful” to
❤️🔥 “I can keep a small flame going”.
🌀 Week 1 – Introduction to Absurdism
To: “I can be honest about what sucks and still open the door to possibility.”
🌑 Week 2 – Optimistic Nihilism
To: “If nothing matters, I’m free to decide what does.”
🌱 Week 3 – Feeling Again (Without Forcing It)
To: “I can find tiny, safe ways to feel again in this moment.”
🧭 Week 4 – Making Meaning Without a Blueprint
To: “I get to create my own compass for what matters—no blueprint required.”
🎈 Week 5 – Micro-Acts of Rebellion
To: “My play, mischief, and defiance can be acts of joy and power.”
🎭 Week 6 – Myth, Archetype, and Self-Invention
To: “I can re-imagine myself through myth, archetype, and playful invention.”
🧩 Week 7 – Integration
To: “I can gather what I’ve learned and weave it into my daily rhythms.”
📜 Week 8 – What Now?
To: “I carry a personal manifesto and practices that help me return to joy again and again.”
“Is this for me?”
If you’re thinking…
😶🌫️ “I feel HOPELESS.”
😿 "I wanna GIVE UP."
🫥 “I don’t have the energy for a ‘program.’”
🙄 "I'm tired of surface-level 'mindset shifts'."
💔 “I don’t believe or trust in anything right now.”
You’re the person I made this for. This is opt-in, choice-based, nervous-system aware. You can lurk, listen, or play, it's all valid.
The Value
Here’s what you’re really getting when you sign up:
💬 8 masterclasses → $2,400 value
📚 A weirdly comforting philosophy curriculum → $1,000 value
🧰 20+ rituals, reframes, tools, and challenges → $1,200 value
🖨️ Printable guides, audio pep talks, and existential zines → $500 value
🤝 Group accountability + soft structure → $1,000 value
🗺️ Personal “Now What?” Meaning Map → priceless, obviously
Because capitalism sucks and you deserve better...
You’re getting all of this for just $111.
Payment Options
What you’re really buying isn’t modules, it’s momentum when you thought you were out.
💛 8 weeks of grounded direction
💙 A relapse-aware library you can revisit anytime
💚 Simple experiments that work on low-energy days
💜 A personal “Now What?” manifesto you can return to
Meet Your Teacher
🧠 I’ve lived with clinical depression for 20+ years. 🌫️ I’ve dissociated, spiraled, and lost meaning more times than I can count, and 🎨 I’ve also belly-laughed in sidewalk chalk and made art when I had nothing else left. I’m not here to fix you. I’m here to walk with you while you find what’s still warm.
I’m not a therapist. I’m not your coach. 📚 (Though I do have a degree in psychology, if that kind of thing that helps you.)
💬 I’m someone who’s been there, and found things that helped me come back.
Enough to care again. Enough to make meaning. And maybe help you make yours too.
FAQ
Q: Why is the checkout page asking me to make an account?
A: When you click to purchase, you'll first be prompted to create a free Mighty Networks account (or log in if you already have one).
✅ It's quick, easy, and free! ✅ Once your account is created, you'll immediately see the checkout page for the Vault.
This free account is how you'll access your Vault materials after purchase — everything lives inside our private portal! 🌟 If you already have a Mighty Networks account, you’ll just log in and continue to checkout like normal. 🎉
Q: 🎧 Do I have to talk?
A: No. You can lurk the whole time.
Q: 🤷 What if I’m too numb to care?
A: That’s exactly who it’s for. We start tiny.
Q: 🫳 Trauma-informed?
A: Yes. Opt-in, choice-based, and nervous-system aware.
Q: 🌍 Will this fix me?
A: No. It can help you feel again and build meaning you trust.
Q: 💸 Refunds?
A: 14-day “did nothing for me” guarantee if you complete the lessons/assignments!
What You're Saying Yes To
You’re claiming a weird, meaningful space to feel human again.
And once you’re in, you’re in for life.
And once you’re in, you’re in for life.
What Could Shift For You
By the end of the 8 weeks, you’ll have:
🖤 Reframed your existential dread into a source of agency
🌀 Reconnected with your body, your weirdness, and your curiosity
💬 Language to explain how you feel, and what you need
🎭 A toolkit of rituals, thought prompts, and experiments that help you feel alive again
🎨 A renewed sense of creative autonomy, even when life still feels messy
📜 Your own personal “Now What?” manifesto (a.k.a. your meaning map)
🫂 Community support from others who get it, and don’t need you to fake anything
This won’t solve everything.
It might shift something.
If that little shift helps you get through the next hour, and maybe start building something that matters to you + that’s enough.
It might shift something.
If that little shift helps you get through the next hour, and maybe start building something that matters to you + that’s enough.
