A class for when your life has fallen apart
and you need something that actually helps you stand back up.
and you need something that actually helps you stand back up.
You already know you’re “supposed to” drink water.
You already know about gratitude journals and morning routines.
This is not that.
This is the moment you stop trying to fix yourself
and let something real reach you again.
Because honestly…
if you weren’t supposed to be here,
you wouldn’t be reading this exact page at this exact moment.
That’s not manifestation fluff.
That’s just how it works.
When everything collapses in slow motion…
you don’t need a motivational speaker.
You need someone who knows what collapse feels like from the inside.
You’re not wrong for feeling exhausted.
Or numb.
Or checked-out.
Or done.
You’re not dramatic.
You’re not broken.
You’re not behind.
You’re just in that unbearable middle part of the story.
The part nobody teaches you how to navigate.
That’s exactly where this class meets you.
This is self-help for people who have stopped believing in self-help
Less Tony Robbins.
More David Lynch at a diner booth at 3 a.m. saying,
“Yeah… things are weird. Let’s make something out of it.”
I built this for people under a 5/10 on the happiness scale.
People who don’t have the bandwidth to “rise and grind.”
People who want to feel something again
but refuse to gaslight themselves into positivity.
You already know if this is for you.
Let’s go.
What You’re Stepping Into
This class assumes something radical:
You are capable of feeling better now.
Not someday.
Not after you heal everything.
In micro-movements. In fragments. In flickers.
It assumes you don’t need to be stable or impressive.
It assumes you’re a whole human who deserves support
even when everything feels unhinged.
It assumes you’re here
because of course you are.
What you get immediately:
🔥 8 Masterclasses
Built for low-energy brains, crisis-mode bodies,
and days when brushing your teeth counts as a win.
💥 Rituals + Tools You Can Use Right Away
Nothing abstract.
Nothing hypothetical.
Tools that work at 2 p.m. and 2 a.m.
🎧 Audio Relief
Pep talks. Grounding tracks. Existential zines for when your mind won’t shut up and you don’t know what to do next.
🗺️ The Meaning Map
A gentle, wildly creative companion for rebuilding your internal compass.
🎭 Absurdity + Micro-Joy Practices
Because nervous systems heal faster through play than pressure.
This isn’t a course you “finish.”
It’s a place you return to whenever life starts swallowing you again.
How You’ll Actually Feel
Not high-vibe.
Not “fixed.”
Just… more human.
You’ll feel the tiniest spark of okay-ness.
Then another.
Then another.
A small flame.
A pocket of breath.
A moment of clarity.
A relief you forgot was still accessible.
That’s the point.
🔎 8-Week Arc
This isn’t about becoming someone new.
It’s about remembering the parts of you that never left.
It’s about remembering the parts of you that never left.
🌀 Week 1 – Absurdism
There’s a little space to ask,
“…okay, but what if there’s another way to hold all this?”
You laugh at things that used to swallow you whole.
Permission flickers on.
🌑 Week 2 – Optimistic Nihilism
If nothing is predetermined, then nothing is forbidden.
Pressure dissolves when you stop trying to earn your right to exist.
🌱 Week 3 – Feeling Again (Gently)
A breath lands deeper.
A memory softens.
Your body whispers, “Oh. I remember this.”
🧭 Week 4 – Making Meaning Without a Blueprint
You build meaning in real time from small rituals and strange truths.
It doesn’t have to make sense yet.
It just has to feel true.
🎈 Week 5 – Micro-Acts of Rebellion
Tiny defiant joys add up.
“My joy is allowed to take up space.”
🎭 Week 6 – Myth, Archetype, and Self-Invention
You try on stories, colors, identities.
You’re not stuck.
You’re shapeshifting.
🧩 Week 7 – Integration
Your nervous system starts recognizing safety again.
📜 Week 8 – What Now?
A rhythm, not a regimen.
A compass for future you.
The learning doesn’t disappear when the 8 weeks end.
It stays with you.
Hear From Others
Who This Is For (Let’s Be Honest)
You already know this is you if:
• you feel hopeless
• you’re tired of pretending
• you’re checked out
• your joy feels missing
• you’re allergic to cheesy inspiration
• you want to laugh at the pain because crying feels too literal
You don’t need convincing.
You need space, tools, and someone who gets it.
I’ve got you.
Value
💬 8 masterclasses → $2,400
📚 Comforting philosophy curriculum → $1,000
🧰 20+ rituals, reframes, tools → $1,200
🖨 Audio pep talks + existential zines → $500
🤝 Soft accountability + structure → $1,000
🗺 Your personal Meaning Map → priceless
Total value: $6,100+
What You’re Really Buying
Not modules.
Not PDFs.
Not another mindset shift.
You’re buying:
❤️🩹 a safe place
🔥 a spark of aliveness
🎭 a playful re-entry into yourself
🌙 nervous-system-safe support
🗺 a map you can trust later
🌈 something that makes things suck less
You’re not “signing up.”
You’re stepping forward.
Payment Options
Because capitalism already hurts enough..
Your Teacher (Hi, It's Me!)
I’ve lived with clinical depression for over 20 years.
I know collapse. Loss of meaning. Loss of energy.
I’m not here to fix you.
I’m here to walk beside you in the weird middle.
To hold the lantern while you find what’s still warm.
(And yes, I do have a psychology degree if that helps you feel safer.)
I’m honored you’re here.
FAQ
Do I have to talk?
No. Lurking is sacred.
What if I’m too numb?
Perfect. We start tiny.
Trauma-informed?
Yes. Opt-in. Choice-based. Nervous-system aware.
Will this fix me?
No. It helps you feel again and build meaning you trust.
Refunds?
14-day “did nothing for me” guarantee if you engage.
So Glad You’re Here
If you’ve read this far, you’re already in.
You just needed a place that speaks your language.
Welcome home.
Let’s make things suck less.
If you’ve read this far, you’re already in.
You just needed a place that speaks your language.
Welcome home.
Let’s make things suck less.
