Happy Tuesday! Life is going well. It’s really hot and muggy, and I don’t like sweating. I would really like to get some grapes today. Grapes and some ice cream. Yes, perfect.

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1. Interactive installation from my old job at AVAM

2. Tummy Time with Bug

3. Passing by people having a blast on a Moon Bounce

4. Meeting Ashley’s new puppy, Bixby

5. This reminder outside my favorite thrift store

6. Seeing loving embraces

7. Watching old ladies shop for flowers on the side of the road

8. Flowers who refuse to stop growing

9. Super bright outfits

10. Getting tacos with friends on Cinco De Mayo

More sparkle:

 twinkle lights on the roof  seeing Avengers 2 in a Baltimore theater  the Gotham season finale  how Bug is exhausted from the heat and just passes out anywhere  new Summer Reading Program T-shirt  Joe letting me pick a fortune cookie even though I wasn’t there when he got Chinese food  getting to level 5 of Ingress  the way kids open presents  looking at pictures of Pomskies online  watching The Lego Movie for the first time  glitter falling out of my tampon wrapper  our waiter having a twin who worked as a bartender at the same restaurant, and getting super confused about it  getting into Brooklyn Nine Nine  watching Cristen put red lipstick under her eyes to counter her under eye circles  finishing #Girlboss  Cristen renaming April’s cats “Yin” and “Yang”  extremely bright pink purse  helping Joe with his tape art  the concept of Snow Clones  taco dinner party  the best strawberry icing I’ve ever tasted  really funny sex books  the clouds being so low it felt like I was floating in them when I sat on the roof  buying my boyfriend an ice cream sandwich  how bad I am at lying  adding googly eyes to everything in the refrigerator  Tina Fey’s sense of humor  twerking  bars that claim to have dungeons  my dad telling me he wants “nursing home coupons” for his birthday  changing my wake-up alarm to the “Butts” song from Bob’s Burgers  watching Charles read and respond to his first set of letters  the great things that have happened in light of all the tragedy in Baltimore recently  being a guest on the radio show “Ignorance Equation”  stuffed animals with Velcro hands  working on my bucket list  celebrating Mother’s Day my way  watching a bunch of puppies pile on top of each other and sleep  being really weird to strangers at gas stations  getting glitter on everything

What’s on your happy list this week?