by Uncustomary | Oct 30, 2015 | Performance
For about a year now, I’ve been driving around looking for runners to follow in my car while blasting “Eye Of The Tiger” by Survivor to pump them up and make them laugh. Sometimes I would video tape it and then I had all this footage of runners in...
by Uncustomary | May 28, 2015 | Lists
25 Things I Don’t Expect To See While Driving…But Could Happen + police officer running radar in a speedo + someone shooting off a t-shirt canon from the bed of a pick up truck + a sloth getting a bath in the back of a convertible + Obama standing through...
by Uncustomary | May 6, 2015 | Performance
I got a call from Charlotte, who was slightly in distress. C: “Mary! I have three hundred muffins and I don’t know what to do with them!” M: “I could have a muffin eating contest on the street.” C: “See? That’s why I called...
by Uncustomary | Dec 13, 2014 | Creativity
Are you unsatisfied with the way you look in the mirror? Pffft. Tell me about it! Thank god I’ve invented a fool proof way to shed those last pesky couple hundred pounds! With Shake Yer Boom Boom you’ll gyrate that unwanted weight away fast! Just give me...
by Uncustomary | Jun 12, 2014 | Creativity
Dear friend, There have been many points in your life when it has been easier to blend in. If you don’t go against the grain, you won’t cause any problems. If you dress like the rest of your classmates, stay at an average level of efficiency at your job,...