Shake Yer Bon Bon

Are you unsatisfied with the way you look in the mirror? Pffft. Tell me about it! Thank god I’ve invented a fool proof way to shed those last pesky couple hundred pounds!

With Shake Yer Boom Boom you’ll gyrate that unwanted weight away fast! Just give me nineteen easy payments of $4.95 and then leave me alone forever! But definitely send in your photos of you wearing your old fat pants, because I can add them to my slideshow.

Just look. Look at these photos of my friends wearing their old fat pants. They are proof. They are the proof that this thing I’m talking about works. It works so good.

Shake Yer Bon Bon | Uncustomary Art

Shake Yer Bon Bon | Uncustomary Art

Shake Yer Bon Bon | Uncustomary Art

Shake Yer Bon Bon | Uncustomary Art

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