Cardboard Tube Fight Tournament

Cardboard Tube Fight Tournament

If you’ve ever doubted the beauty of simple things in life, allow me to tell you about an experience I had with some cardboard tubes. My friend, Aline, is getting ready to move and she wanted to give a gift to the lovely city of Baltimore before she did. And let...
Picasso (Butt) Paint Postcards

Picasso (Butt) Paint Postcards

One morning, I woke up with an insane urge to paint my legs. I was on the phone with Michelle, and I told her about my urge and she suggested rolling around on a “Mary Sized” piece of paper. I didn’t have any paper that big, but I did have a bunch of...
Colorful Fan RAOK

Colorful Fan RAOK

If you’ve ever logged into Pinterest, you’ve probably seen pictures of fans that people have painted, so when you turn it on, you get a whir of color. I had always meant to try it, and recently finally got around to it. I don’t know if the fan that I...
A Notarized Lifestyle

A Notarized Lifestyle

Remember when I told you about how I took the confetti from Seacrets and the security guard tried to stop me? I pulled a Ron Swanson on him, claiming I can do whatever I want. That moment inspired me, though. I can do whatever I want. And so can you. So I decided to...
Blending In

Blending In

Dear friend, There have been many points in your life when it has been easier to blend in. If you don’t go against the grain, you won’t cause any problems. If you dress like the rest of your classmates, stay at an average level of efficiency at your job,...