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How To Talk To Your Cat About Evolution

Last week, my friend, Charlotte, announced that she had a present for me. She is probably one of the least materialistic people I know, so when she gives gifts they are things that she knows you want or need. I had no idea that a pamphlet from The American Association Of Patriots that she found on the […]

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Oh Bug, You’re Such A Dum Dum

Bug has to investigate everything. He’s basically my body guard, and nothing gets past him. I tried to sneak my bag of three hundred Dum Dum lollipops into my room without suspicion. Hah, nice try, Mary. Look at these condescending eyes. “Yeah, this is the kind of thing I need to search, mom. Look, one […]

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Lessons From A Cat

One of the things that I admire the most about my cat is that he’s always getting into new things, even though he never leaves the house. Since he was rescued, he’s been a completely indoor cat. Sometimes my dad will carry him outside to wave goodbye to me as I leave, but that’s the […]

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Bug Has Questions

“Mommy, what is clear?” “What is ‘too high’?” “When are you going to get this crap off the floor?” “Can you see me?” “Will you put the phone down? It’s Tummy Time.” “Mommy, I’m trying to nap. Will you stop moving your paw?” Do you have any answers for Bug? He’s waiting impatiently. Need more […]

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