Answer Your Cat’s Questions
January 22nd is Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day, and to celebrate, and I put up a photo of Bug and some questions that he would desperately like some answers to.
Things like, “Why can’t I catch the red dot?”, “What is clear?”, “Why don’t you like dead mice?”, and “Wanna buy some cat nip?”
Here are some more questions that cats might ask:
Why aren’t you constantly available for snuggles?
Why aren’t you awake at 6 am to feed me?
How come every time we go in that one building that dude sticks something in my butt?
Why don’t you just leave the sink running so I can drink water from it?
Why do you wear shoes when they’re so much better to sleep in?
What is insomnia?
Why are birds allowed to live?
Where do you go outside that’s better than being here with me?
Why did you let your friend touch my belly?
Are you going to finish eating that?
Why do you get mad when I’m cute?
Why am I the cutest thing alive?
Why can’t I go in there?
What’s up there?
What do you think your cat wants to know?